Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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