But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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