I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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