1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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