Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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