she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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