She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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