Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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