So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im holly from the hills drunk
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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