Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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