Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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