STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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