ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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