office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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