They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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