Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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