I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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