Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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