pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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