I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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