new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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