Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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