I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
do herpes really smell.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
