I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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