Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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