woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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