I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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