Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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