Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Don't tell me you're on acid again
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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