Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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