Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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