i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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