Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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