turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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