guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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