Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Its about making memories worth repressing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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