I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
be right there i have to get my cape
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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