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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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