Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize
