I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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