using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
