Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
