On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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