"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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