Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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