great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
