You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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