her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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