Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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