please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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