Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
did you just send me my own nude
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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