You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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