i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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