Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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