Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
