Just fell off a train. Bad.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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