I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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