I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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